We heart Transformers

My Transformers review:
Starts out good but soon transforms into CRAP!!!

Seriously, it is your typical summer movie courtesy of Spielberg and Michael Bay. Mindless entertainment with lots of cool special effects. Bumble Bee is a Camero. What?!? I liked Transformers much better than War Of The Worlds (recent Spielberg) but slightly less than The Island (recent Michael Bay).

Some of my favorite lines only because they use the original Optimus Prime voice:

Sam: How Did you guys learn to talk?
Optimus Prime: From The World Wide Web

Sam: How Did you guys find me?
Optimus Prime: Ebay